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Fallout 3 – Class of 2077 (Journal)
*BANG* Right through the head. The shot echoed through the wasteland, no doubt perking the ears of every creature for miles. It’s not the kind of sound you’d go running towards though, is it? Whatever, anyone in the area would … Continue reading
Go Vacation – MotionPlus Games
Welcome BACK! Free Roaming time is over – it’s time to get into some more activities! Go Vacation supports a shitload of control options through its wealth of games, including Wiimote, Wiimote + Nunchuck, Balance Board, MotionPlus, Wii Wheel and … Continue reading
Posted in Media, Reviews
Tagged Go Vacation, MotionPlus, Namco-Bandai, Sword Fighting, Tennis, The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, Wii, Windsurfing, YouTube
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Big Beach Sports 2 – Motorsport Massacre
Oh yes, this game exists. Reception of the first game was mixed – some people actively hated the game, some passively hated it. Big Beach Sports managed to sell over a million copies; a very impressive milestone for any game. … Continue reading
Posted in Media, Reviews
Tagged Big Beach Sports 2, Gran Turismo, Ridge Racer Vita, THQ, Wii Wheel, YouTube
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Conduit 2 – One Man, Three Balls
Conduit 2 demands your attention. It’s a first person shooter with incredible controls, great graphics, good humour, addictive gameplay, a wealthy amount of options and customisation, and a whole lot of style. It’s a fairly short game, but it’s full … Continue reading
Posted in Media, Reviews
Tagged Conduit 2, Controls, FPS, High Voltage Software, Killionaire, Michael Ford, The Conduit, Wii, Wiimote, YouTube
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Resident Evil Revelations Demo – Impressions
The first big 3DS demo has hit the eShop, and it’s a brand new Resident Evil game. F**king awesome way to kickstart this service, I’d say. Since the game is free, hopefully most of you have already downloaded and played … Continue reading
Posted in Impressions
Tagged 3DS, Capcom, Demo, eShop, Resident Evil, Resident Evil Revelations
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Pietriots U – Now PLAYABLE
We’re now live in HD. This is the future, except it’s already happened. Our new blue ocean strategy includes WIDESCREEN viewing for WIDE ASS sitting. Not only that, but we’re now playable in your hands with full 3D support. Welcome … Continue reading
Game of the Year Awards – 2011
The pride, the glory, the honor. Which games will take home the top awards, and which ones will end up on the floor with a sore butt? Is there a difference?
Posted in Features
Tagged 3DS, Ass, Cellius, Dead Island, Dr. Lautrec, Earth Defence Force, Fist Note, Go Vacation, GOTY, Iwata Time, Mario Kart, Monado: Beginning of the World, NOA REGGIE, PS Vita, Resident Evil, Retro Studios, Samurai Warriors: Chronicles, Skyrim, Skyward Fist, Spyborgs, Steel Diver, Super Monkey Ball 3D, Swapnote, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, Toilet, TrackMania, Wii Play Motion, Xenoblade Chronicles, Yuji Naka
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Driift Mania
Did you mean Drift Mania? No, it’s really Driift. Driift Mania is a 2D top down racer on WiiWare with responsive controls, twitchy handling, and very addictive gameplay. It’s easy to pick up and play: hold the Wii Remote sideways … Continue reading
