Author Archives: Matto

Nintendo Direct 4.17.2013 Roundtable

Posted on 2013/04/24
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WiiU is Failing, but it isn’t Nintendo’s fault

Posted on 2013/02/16

Good lord, I’m having déjà vu yet again! Three months into the life of the WiiU, we’re already seeing the cycle repeat itself as it did with the 3DS; sales start to stall, and third parties are no where to … Continue reading →

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F***heads – UbiSwap

Posted on 2013/02/16

                                (Original Script by Matto. Image and Script Editing by Grubdog.)

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In Today’s News, UbiSoft just screwed over Rayman Legends

Posted on 2013/02/08

In case you haven’t heard the news yet, all that free advertising Nintendo gave to Rayman Legends turned out to be absolutely worthless on Nintendo’s part: Rayman Legends is no longer a WiiU exclusive and it’s being put multiplatform, and … Continue reading →

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Pietriots Best Of Nintendo Wii!

Posted on 2013/01/27

Whelp, it’s already here. On November 18th, the Wii U ushered in a new generation of Nintendo hardware, and I’m very excited. Once again, we have a new controller that will deliver different experiences – but as we all know … Continue reading →

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Metal Gear Solid 4 – Do you require Nanomachines™ in your diet? (WARNING: STORY SPOILERS)

Posted on 2013/01/07

In the world of Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots, if you have convoluted plot-devices from previous games in that series that had no answers to the questions raised, then you can fix that problem with Nanomachines™! With … Continue reading →

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“I like my new WiiU, but I won’t make games for it!”

Posted on 2012/12/13

It has been a few weeks since the WiiU launched, and I am loving it. Miiverse is amazing, ZombiU is amazing and New Super Mario Bros U is pretty close to topping Super Mario Bros. 3 is terms of being … Continue reading →

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NiGHTS into dreams HD: Simple game, stupid analog mess up, short review

Posted on 2012/11/27

Ladies and gentlemen, I have or had a problem. I kept thinking to myself, “What game should I review for Pietriots since I want to be my unprofessional self rather then an in-depth reviewer?” Well SEGA decided to give me … Continue reading →

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One Hundred Mario Games In This Generation!

Posted on 2012/10/31

Which actually never happened… After New Super Mario Bros. 2, gaming journalists complained Nintendo was releasing too many Mario games (and then they beg for more 3D ones afterwards), and is now a yearly franchise with hardly any difference and … Continue reading →

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I’m embarrassed to be a gamer now.

Posted on 2012/09/15

It has been quite a wonderful couple of days. Not only did Nintendo have its WiiU conference in North America and two Nintendo Directs for Japan and one for Europe, but this is quite possibly the BEST console preview I’ve … Continue reading →

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