Author Archives: Bill Aurion

Be very quiet, we’re huntin’ MONSTERS…

Posted on 2013/03/25

So with Capcom finally wising up and allowing Americans to play with Europeans/Australians, we can finally make Monster Hunter an official Pietriot co-op game.  Unfortunately the update for region-free online won’t be up until next month, but until then, Pro … Continue reading →

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The future of gaming…

Posted on 2012/10/26

…is HUG QUICK TIME EVENTS.  You heard it here first, folks…

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ZombiU, or is it really GhostU?

Posted on 2012/10/22

As we near the Wii U launch, we also near the launch of a surprisingly-original Ubisoft title in the form of ZombiU.  It’s a fresh take on the survival horror genre, and is more of a Resident Evil game than … Continue reading →

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“Durp!” – Pachter: “Two + Two = SEVEN!”

Posted on 2012/07/31

Oh boy, here we go again.  Only our favorite videogame analyst in the world, Michael Pachter, could be obnoxious enough to drag me out of hiding.  And it’s a three-fer, so enjoy a triple helping of Pachterd Sandwich…

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“Durpthroughs” – Fatal Frame IV – Batch 4

Posted on 2012/05/03

After a long absence, I return with the next Durpthrough session of Fatal Frame IV! Beware the narrow hallways that make fighting ghosts nearly impossible, the deathly fear of potential game-breaking bugs, the bewildering persistence of that nurse I can’t … Continue reading →

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“Durpthroughs” – Fatal Frame IV – Batch 3

Posted on 2012/02/24

Ooooops, I’ve had these done for a while now, but I’ve been so busy I forgot to put them up. In this round, Misaki battles a bully from her childhood and a new character surfaces to explore the medical wing … Continue reading →

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“Durpthroughs” – Fatal Frame IV – Batch 2

Posted on 2012/02/04

What do little boys, tag teams, creepy old men, nurses, and an old, abandoned hospital have in common? … Actually, don’t answer that.  The answer is, Batch 2 of my Fatal Frame IV Durpthrough!  The ghost encounters escalate as the … Continue reading →

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“Durpthroughs” – Fatal Frame IV – House of Creepy Ghosties

Posted on 2012/01/29

Okay, here it is, a new round of Durpthroughs!  This time I take on another horror game, Fatal Frame IV, developed by none other than Grasshopper Manufacture (home of Suda 51, if you are one of those heathens).  Fatal Frame … Continue reading →

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“Durp!” – SCE 2-for-1 Special

Posted on 2012/01/24

It’s been far too long since the last “Durp!,” hasn’t it?  Truth be told, I’ve been trying to ignore the stupid things developers have been saying just to save me the trouble of writing up about it.  But as you … Continue reading →

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“Durpthroughs” – Dead Island Co-op: BATCH 5 FINAL

Posted on 2011/11/01

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! I really wanted to do a special Halloween Durpthrough of a random horror game in my collection, giving you all an uncensored, uncut look into how much I freak out when I’m playing a REAL horror game.  Unfortunately, … Continue reading →

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