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“Durpthroughs” – Dead Island Co-op: Batch 1

Posted on 2011/09/25

Hey, Bill here.  I’ve been gone for a very…very long time for a number of issues including me becoming Dr. Bill, being out of town, and me just being a lazy bastard in general.  So hopefully now that things have … Continue reading →

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“Durp!” – David Cage: “I think I know what interactive entertainment is!”

Posted on 2011/04/07

There were so many stupid comments made recently that I really got overwhelmed and couldn’t do any of them.  Oh, and I blame that flop 3DS system thing.  Anyway, back to work! Our latest “Durp!” comes from the mouth of … Continue reading →

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An Ode to Reggie Kart

Posted on 2011/03/09

The video speaks for itself…

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Radiant Historia – DS RPG of the Year!

Posted on 2011/02/25

Yes, even after playing the game for not much more than a few hours, it’s still plain to see that this is most definitely the DS RPG of the Year.  Though, I guess that’s not saying much considering the only … Continue reading →

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“Durp!” – David Jaffe: [Insert not-so-classy comparison here]

Posted on 2011/02/01

Hello, and welcome to another edition of “Durp!”  This time we cover our favorite developer (to make fun of), David Jaffe.  With the NGP announced, surely he’s had time to come up with some sort of riveting, yet orthodox, opinion … Continue reading →

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9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors (999)

Posted on 2011/01/28

*BOOM* Grubdog awoke to a loud explosion.  The sound buzzed in his ears as he put his hands up to cover them.  What was going on?  An earthquake?  The sound faded, and he looked around to gather his bearings. Grubdog: … Continue reading →

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“Durp!” – Capcom: “Durrr, no one plays handhelds anymore!”

Posted on 2011/01/21

Welcome to “Durp!”, a feature based around what there is far too much of: members of the gaming industry making completely and utterly retarded and/or unsubstantiated comments that make those with even the most minute amount of common sense or … Continue reading →

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The Reggie Zone: Part 1 – Reggie Miracles

Posted on 2011/01/17

Reggie has seen many things in the hours, days, weeks, and months of racing he has competed dominated in Mario Kart Wii.  Some of which induced glorious fits of laughter, some of which compelled fits of rage capable of punting … Continue reading →

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“Durp!” – “Epic Games”? Try EPIC FAIL

Posted on 2011/01/13

Epic Games’ CEO Mark Rein has been long known to have some unfathomable grudge against Nintendo for reasons unknown, most likely due to reasons surrounding Nintendo not buying their god-awful Unreal Engine license.  Late last year, Mark made a rather … Continue reading →

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Animal Crossing 3DS: A Thinly-Veiled Wish List of Never Happenings

Posted on 2011/01/12

Alright, quiz time!  Can you name a franchise that was suddenly demoted to the status of “casual game” when Ninty started winning and the term “kiddy” started going out of style?   I bet you can’t gu…Wait, where are you looking?  … Continue reading →

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