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Category Archives: Durp!
“Durp!” – SCE 2-for-1 Special
It’s been far too long since the last “Durp!,” hasn’t it? Truth be told, I’ve been trying to ignore the stupid things developers have been saying just to save me the trouble of writing up about it. But as you … Continue reading
“Durp!” – David Cage: “I think I know what interactive entertainment is!”
There were so many stupid comments made recently that I really got overwhelmed and couldn’t do any of them. Oh, and I blame that flop 3DS system thing. Anyway, back to work! Our latest “Durp!” comes from the mouth of … Continue reading
“Durp!” – David Jaffe: [Insert not-so-classy comparison here]
Hello, and welcome to another edition of “Durp!” This time we cover our favorite developer (to make fun of), David Jaffe. With the NGP announced, surely he’s had time to come up with some sort of riveting, yet orthodox, opinion … Continue reading
Posted in Durp!, Features
Tagged David Jaffe, Flaccid, NGP, PSP2, Rant, Swinging Trashbags, Tardcore, Weakness
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“Durp!” – Capcom: “Durrr, no one plays handhelds anymore!”
Welcome to “Durp!”, a feature based around what there is far too much of: members of the gaming industry making completely and utterly retarded and/or unsubstantiated comments that make those with even the most minute amount of common sense or … Continue reading
Posted in Durp!, Features
Tagged 3rd Parties, Capcom, DLC, Flaccid, iPhone, Rant, Smurfs, Swinging Trashbags
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“Durp!” – “Epic Games”? Try EPIC FAIL
Epic Games’ CEO Mark Rein has been long known to have some unfathomable grudge against Nintendo for reasons unknown, most likely due to reasons surrounding Nintendo not buying their god-awful Unreal Engine license. Late last year, Mark made a rather … Continue reading
Posted in Durp!, Features
Tagged 3DS, Epic Games, Flaccid, Mark Rein is a faggot, Rant, Resident Evil, Swinging Trashbags
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