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Category Archives: Industry Health
Disproving the “Retail vs Digital” conspiracy theory
Lately we’ve seen some stock issues with key Nintendo games all around the world, including Monster Hunter in Europe, Fire Emblem and Lego City in the USA, and now Luigi’s Mansion is becoming difficult to obtain in the Year of … Continue reading
WiiU is Failing, but it isn’t Nintendo’s fault
Good lord, I’m having déjà vu yet again! Three months into the life of the WiiU, we’re already seeing the cycle repeat itself as it did with the 3DS; sales start to stall, and third parties are no where to … Continue reading
Posted in Industry Health
Tagged 3DS, 3rd Parties, Ass, Game Journalism, Iwata, Rant, Taking Ass, Tardcore, Vita, Weakness, Wii U
14 Comments
In Today’s News, UbiSoft just screwed over Rayman Legends
In case you haven’t heard the news yet, all that free advertising Nintendo gave to Rayman Legends turned out to be absolutely worthless on Nintendo’s part: Rayman Legends is no longer a WiiU exclusive and it’s being put multiplatform, and … Continue reading
Posted in Industry Health, Whatever
Tagged 3rd Parties, Flaccid, Flop, Rant, Serious Gamers, Tardcore, Toping the Resident Evil 4 fiasco, UbiSoft, Weakness, Wii U
20 Comments
Videogame Warfare – Nobody Wins
Wii U strikes back! Wii U behind the next-gen curve! Sony waiting for Microsoft to make the first move! 3DS dominating Japan! Will the Vita make a comeback? How does that read to you? To me it sounds like sports … Continue reading
Posted in Industry Health
Tagged Gaming Media, Hypocrite, Journalists, Kotaku, Nintendo Direct, Tardcore, THQ
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Pietriots Best Of Nintendo Wii!
Whelp, it’s already here. On November 18th, the Wii U ushered in a new generation of Nintendo hardware, and I’m very excited. Once again, we have a new controller that will deliver different experiences – but as we all know … Continue reading
Test Drive: Ferrari Racing Legends – Another Cruel Joke
Slightly Mad Studios should be renamed Completely Batshit Studios, because based on this game they are a bunch of sadistic wankers. After Shift Unleashed I thought they’d be able to make a better game without EA. While the menus are … Continue reading
Nintendo is making Madden look bad
Wii U isn’t bombing hard enough for some journalists to feel secure, and another desperate doom article has surfaced. This “sports expert” on Kotaku has decided Wii U’s fate rests on Madden. Only 42 people were playing Madden on Wii … Continue reading
“I like my new WiiU, but I won’t make games for it!”
It has been a few weeks since the WiiU launched, and I am loving it. Miiverse is amazing, ZombiU is amazing and New Super Mario Bros U is pretty close to topping Super Mario Bros. 3 is terms of being … Continue reading
Posted in Industry Health
Tagged 3DS, 3rd Parties, Bioshock Infinite, Monita, PS3, Rant, Real Gamers, Taking Ass, UbiSoft, Wii U, Xbox 360, ZombiU
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Wii U is bombing, and we’re OK with that
Wii U has come out and has caused an interesting reaction with the gaming community. It’s exploded onto the scene like a bird shitting on a park bench. Wii U isn’t selling as well as Wii did at this very … Continue reading



