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Category Archives: Live Action
“Durpthroughs” – Dead Island Co-op: Batch 1
Hey, Bill here. I’ve been gone for a very…very long time for a number of issues including me becoming Dr. Bill, being out of town, and me just being a lazy bastard in general. So hopefully now that things have … Continue reading
Posted in Durpthroughs, Live Action, Media, Real Gameplay
Tagged Co-op, Dead Island, FERNY WHY U KILL ME?!, Let's Play, Old Lady Zombies, Onrine, PS3, YouTube, Zombies
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Alan Wake – Impressions (From Chat)
Here’s the first hour of the game as I play it for the first time and chat to Bill, who’s played it before. This picture sums up my initial impressions.
King of the Jungle
It’s 2 am. We just held a party at this house. Pre-drinks included some sort of Wii Fit Plus championship. It was Ok. Obviously I didn’t take part because Wii Fit Plus is an uncool, casual, kiddy extravaganza, and any … Continue reading
Posted in Live Action, Real Gameplay
Tagged best game ever, Casual, Casual Gaming, Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong Jungle Beat, GameCube, gimmick, GOTY, Real Gamers
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From Chat: 9 minutes in Hyrule
Pro was sampling some Legend of Rehash 3D during a chat. Somehow, old gaming led to current events. Pro Daisy: ok, Wind Waker’s most important innovation is the R-trigger block pull Pro Daisy: none of this climb/grab bullshit Pro Daisy: … Continue reading
Posted in Live Action, Whatever
Tagged 3DS, Chat, Reggie, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
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Presidential Midsummer Recap
We revisit the suspenseful, exciting past quarter of the gaming industry, as witnessed by U.S. President Barack Obama. Obama and his advisory team closely monitoring the PSN outage. Tension is at an all-time high.
Nintendo E3 2011 Press Conference Premonition
People will call me a hippy when I say this but I’ve always felt a resonance with Nintendo consoles. They speak to me through channels I can’t describe. This isn’t some delusional fanboy shit – this is real hippy waves … Continue reading
Posted in Features, Live Action
Tagged Cafe, Deadly Premonition, E3, F-Zero, Facebook, Iwata, Iwata Time, NOA REGGIE, Pokemon, Press Conference, Reggie, Shigeru Miyamoto, SimCity, Twin Peaks, WiiHD
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Pokemon Black & White Battle Competition – Sydney NSW
April 4, 2011. My life changed on this day. Nintendo Australia had announced their next connection tour, and it was for Pokemon Black & White. The Battle Competitions first stop was Sydney, lucky me. I had two weeks to train … Continue reading
Nintendo 3DS Impressions – Parramatta
I got to play much more 3DS the other day, and more games including Street Fighter, Resident Evil Mercenaries, Asphalt 3D and Steel Diver. All in all I must have got about 2 hours playtime on various games, so how … Continue reading
3DS Impressions – Unbiased
I’m sure you’ve read nothing but positive impressions about the 3DS, but they are all lies. Nintendo 3DS is the biggest scam of all time, lies based on hype, fueled by lack of information and deception on Nintendo’s part. All … Continue reading
Posted in Features, Impressions, Live Action
Tagged 3DS, Kid Icarus, Nintendogs, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
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3DS Impressions – Myer
Myer in Australia held a 3 hour demonstration of 3DS on Thursday for the public, and I was lucky enough to get there in time to play it. The line was huge: when I got there I was number 242 … Continue reading
Posted in Features, Impressions, Live Action
Tagged 3DS, Face Raiders, Kid Icarus, Nintendogs, Sin & Punishment, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
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