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Category Archives: Real Gameplay
“Durpthroughs” – Dead Island Co-op: Batch 2
Ferny and I have been cranking time into this game (mostly to just get the damn thing over with), so this time there are four videos as opposed to three! What to look forward to in our latest adventures: ~ … Continue reading
Posted in Durpthroughs, Live Action, Media, Real Gameplay
Tagged Co-op, Dead Island, Explosions, Let's Play, Onrine, PS3, SAVE ME FERNY, YouTube, Zombies
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“Durpthroughs” – Dead Island Co-op: Batch 1
Hey, Bill here. I’ve been gone for a very…very long time for a number of issues including me becoming Dr. Bill, being out of town, and me just being a lazy bastard in general. So hopefully now that things have … Continue reading
Posted in Durpthroughs, Live Action, Media, Real Gameplay
Tagged Co-op, Dead Island, FERNY WHY U KILL ME?!, Let's Play, Old Lady Zombies, Onrine, PS3, YouTube, Zombies
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The Capcom Five – Video Memorial
NEVER FORGET Before they cancelled Mega Man Legends 3, before they ignored Wii Pointer controls in Monster Hunter Tri, before they rewarded Resident Evil fans with rail shooters, before Dead Rising: Chop Till You Drop could handle 6 zombies at … Continue reading
Posted in Features, Industry Health, Media, Real Gameplay
Tagged 3rd Parties, Capcom, Capcom Five, Dead Phoenix, Flaccid, Flop, Game Journalism, GameCube, Hardcore Gamers, Killer7, Never Happening, P.N.03, Real Gamers, Resident Evil 4, Shinji Mikami, Suda 51, Tardcore, The Mature, Viewtiful Joe, Weakness, Wii, YouTube
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King of the Jungle
It’s 2 am. We just held a party at this house. Pre-drinks included some sort of Wii Fit Plus championship. It was Ok. Obviously I didn’t take part because Wii Fit Plus is an uncool, casual, kiddy extravaganza, and any … Continue reading
Posted in Live Action, Real Gameplay
Tagged best game ever, Casual, Casual Gaming, Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong Jungle Beat, GameCube, gimmick, GOTY, Real Gamers
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How I fell in love with Dragon Quest
Dragon Quest has gone from being a series I’d never played or cared for, to one of my favourite series in gaming in the space of a year. It all started with the release of Dragon Quest IX; I decided … Continue reading
Posted in Features, Real Gameplay
Tagged Call of Duty, Dragon Quest, Dragon Quest IX, Dragon Quest VIII, Dragon Quest X, Fist, Real Gamers
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You’re playing it right – Rune Factory: Frontier
After 2 slow years – more than 220 hours of inconsistent on-off indulgent gameplay – I had gotten to a desired level of satisfaction in Rune Factory: Frontier. Can’t quite say that I wasted lots of time, since I savored … Continue reading
Posted in Media, Real Gameplay
Tagged 480p, Casual Gaming, Cute Bathing Suit, direct feed, hawt, Real Gamers, Rune Factory: Frontier, Spoilers, Wii
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Conduit 2 Wiimote Controls
I guess the timing is right to present the sequel to our Conduit/GoldenEye Wiimote Controls – my control settings for the first Conduit adapted to the sequel to The Conduit, which isn’t exactly The Conduit 2, but simply Conduit 2, … Continue reading
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Tagged 480p, Casual Gaming, Conduit 2, direct feed, Duke Nukem, FPS, GoldenEye 007, MotionPlus, Onrine, Rant, Real Gamers, The Conduit, Wi-Fi, Wii, Wiimote, YouTube
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Wii Sniper Rifle Video – Gameplay Montage
(DivX video link at end of post) A follow-up to my previous The House of the Dead: Overkill videos, this time focusing on the two affordable current-generation last-generation games that handle aiming calibration properly: Ghost Squad and The House of … Continue reading
Posted in Industry Health, Media, Real Gameplay
Tagged 3rd Parties, 480p, Calibration, CTA Sniper Rifle, DivX, Extended Cut, Ghost Squad, Light Gun, Move, PS3, Rant, Real Gamers, Taking Names, The House of the Dead 2&3 Return, The House of the Dead: Overkill, Weakness, Wii Zapper, Wiimote, YouTube
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You’re playing it wrong – The Crystal Bearers (with videos)
I was supposed to add some Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers videos to my collection a year ago, but didn’t get around to it until this month. Whoops. Ever since finishing the game, I wanted to share some … Continue reading
Posted in Features, Media, Real Gameplay
Tagged 480p, direct feed, DivX, FF:CC: The Crystal Bearers, Fist, Real Gamers, Wii, Wiimote, YouTube
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Wii Sniper Rifle Videos – HotD: Overkill
Live gameplay footage of The House of the Dead: Overkill using my “CTA Digital Sniper Rifle Gun for Wii” with calibrated aim. I checked a “popular” internet video site to sample other players using the accessory, and came back underwhelmed. … Continue reading
Posted in Media, Real Gameplay
Tagged 480p, CTA Sniper Rifle, DivX, Ghost Squad, Light Gun, Rant, Resident Evil, Taking Names, The Conduit, The House of the Dead: Overkill, Weakness, Wii, Wii Zapper, YouTube
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