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Fun! Fun! Mini Golf TOUCH!
It’s no secret that we, the staff of Pietriots, love Shin’en games. In fact, as part of staff recruitment you have to be sexually aroused by Martin Sauter to be allowed to write for us. I think the reason Martin … Continue reading
Crash Car Racer (Wii)
YES! A budget racer on Wii, if there’s one genre I know well, it’s this one! I jumped for joy when I saw this game in Kmart, possibly scaring the lady at the counter. There was no sign of Zelda, … Continue reading
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Here we go, another Zelda game; puzzles, bosses, exploring, fighting. You know the drill. Or do you? I never intended to review Skyward Sword, because I thought everyone would buy it and love the shit out of it and we’d … Continue reading
Ferrari Card Battle
Deep within Ferrari: The Race Experience on Wii, lies a card game! Each player is given 33 cards (or 16 if you play half-deck), and on each card is a picture of a Ferrari with the stats of that particular … Continue reading
Posted in Reviews
Tagged Cards, Ferrari, Ferrari Challenge, Ferrari: The Race Experience, Flaccid, Simulation, System 3, Wii
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Just Cause 2 – A Man’s Game
THIS GAME IS SO GOOD. I’ve been playing it a lot and enjoying every second; but until now haven’t been able to pinpoint WHY it’s so good. Sure it’s got amazing graphics and a better draw distance than even Xenoblade … Continue reading
The Last Story – A New Page In Game Design
The Last Story is captivating. It tells the story of a group of honest mercenaries striving to be knights – not so they can dominate the world – but merely on the hope of a good nights sleep without one … Continue reading
Posted in Media, Reviews
Tagged Final Fantasy, Iwata Asks, Nintendo, RPG, Sakaguchi, The Last Story, Uematsu, Wii, YouTube
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Mario Party 9 – Feature Breakdown
There isn’t much point doing a review for this – you either like Mario Party or you don’t. If you do, then you’re in for a real treat. I think this is the best one yet due to the quality … Continue reading
Go Vacation – MotionPlus Games
Welcome BACK! Free Roaming time is over – it’s time to get into some more activities! Go Vacation supports a shitload of control options through its wealth of games, including Wiimote, Wiimote + Nunchuck, Balance Board, MotionPlus, Wii Wheel and … Continue reading
Posted in Media, Reviews
Tagged Go Vacation, MotionPlus, Namco-Bandai, Sword Fighting, Tennis, The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, Wii, Windsurfing, YouTube
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Big Beach Sports 2 – Motorsport Massacre
Oh yes, this game exists. Reception of the first game was mixed – some people actively hated the game, some passively hated it. Big Beach Sports managed to sell over a million copies; a very impressive milestone for any game. … Continue reading
Posted in Media, Reviews
Tagged Big Beach Sports 2, Gran Turismo, Ridge Racer Vita, THQ, Wii Wheel, YouTube
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Conduit 2 – One Man, Three Balls
Conduit 2 demands your attention. It’s a first person shooter with incredible controls, great graphics, good humour, addictive gameplay, a wealthy amount of options and customisation, and a whole lot of style. It’s a fairly short game, but it’s full … Continue reading
Posted in Media, Reviews
Tagged Conduit 2, Controls, FPS, High Voltage Software, Killionaire, Michael Ford, The Conduit, Wii, Wiimote, YouTube
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