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Category Archives: Reviews
Go Vacation – MotionPlus Games
Welcome BACK! Free Roaming time is over – it’s time to get into some more activities! Go Vacation supports a shitload of control options through its wealth of games, including Wiimote, Wiimote + Nunchuck, Balance Board, MotionPlus, Wii Wheel and … Continue reading
Posted in Media, Reviews
Tagged Go Vacation, MotionPlus, Namco-Bandai, Sword Fighting, Tennis, The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, Wii, Windsurfing, YouTube
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Big Beach Sports 2 – Motorsport Massacre
Oh yes, this game exists. Reception of the first game was mixed – some people actively hated the game, some passively hated it. Big Beach Sports managed to sell over a million copies; a very impressive milestone for any game. … Continue reading
Posted in Media, Reviews
Tagged Big Beach Sports 2, Gran Turismo, Ridge Racer Vita, THQ, Wii Wheel, YouTube
5 Comments
Conduit 2 – One Man, Three Balls
Conduit 2 demands your attention. It’s a first person shooter with incredible controls, great graphics, good humour, addictive gameplay, a wealthy amount of options and customisation, and a whole lot of style. It’s a fairly short game, but it’s full … Continue reading
Posted in Media, Reviews
Tagged Conduit 2, Controls, FPS, High Voltage Software, Killionaire, Michael Ford, The Conduit, Wii, Wiimote, YouTube
6 Comments
Driift Mania
Did you mean Drift Mania? No, it’s really Driift. Driift Mania is a 2D top down racer on WiiWare with responsive controls, twitchy handling, and very addictive gameplay. It’s easy to pick up and play: hold the Wii Remote sideways … Continue reading
Mario Kart 7: A Diagnosis
So I’ve done the basic run through of 150cc and played some online matches. I think I’m prepared to talk about Mario Kart 7. This isn’t a review because I hate reviews and any Mario Kart 7 review that doesn’t … Continue reading
Posted in Reviews
Tagged Analysis, Mario Kart, Mario Kart 7, Mario Kart Wii, Shigeru Miyamoto, Super Mario Kart
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Jeep Thrills
I like the trees in this game. I really, really do. Or rather, I like some of the trees in this game; the purple ones. These trees stand out with their inexplicable glowing branches, almost like sickles that have cut … Continue reading
Spyborgs
If there’s one thing every video game could be improved with, it’s mayor Mike Haggar from Capcom’s very own Final Fight. Even the crappiest of games would become instant stunner deals (Streetwise never happened) with his inclusion. Just… pile-driving everything … Continue reading
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Tagged Bionic Games, Capcom, Crapcom, Final Fight, Mayor Mike Haggar, Punch Garfield in the bladder, Spyborgs, Wii
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Mario’s Cement Factory
Before he became a plumber to partake in typical plumber-like duties such as punching bricks, crushing turtles, crotch-polishing flagpoles and breaking into castles to let off fireworks, Mario owned a cement factory. True story. He made sure to let people … Continue reading
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Tagged DSi, DSiWare, eShop, Game & Watch, Luigi is dead, Mario's Cement Factory
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Steel Diver
Steel Diver – what a history this game has. It started out as a tech demo at E3 2004 for the original DS, and quickly became a game everyone wanted to be real. In a time when Nintendo was criticised … Continue reading
