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Runner 2 – Don’t Stop

Posted on 2013/05/20 by

Commander Video is BACK, and since his WiiWare debut he hasn’t stopped running, making his way through every console, handheld and PC in sight. This review has me a bit nostalgic because BIT.TRIP RUNNER was one of the first games … Continue reading →

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Nano Assault EX – Is Your 3DS Ready?

Posted on 2013/05/14 by

After enjoying an obsessive amount of Nano Assault Neo on Wii U, I’ve been eagerly awaiting the Australian release of Nano Assault EX on 3DS. It still hasn’t come out but that turned out to be a blessing in disguise. … Continue reading →

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Thomas Was Alone – Are You?

Posted on 2013/05/09 by

Grubdog was alone. It was 2am and he couldn’t sleep. He was looking for a new game to play, not just any game but something special. Something to fill that empty void in his heart. He lived alone, all his … Continue reading →

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MUD – FIM Motocross World Championship, drink and drive

Posted on 2013/04/30 by

MUD, what does it stand for? It’s a mystery. The physical instruction manual – a rare thing for a Vita title – is literally a single folded piece of paper, which details absolutely nothing about the game. At all. There’s … Continue reading →

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James Noir’s Hollywood Crimes 3D – Hotel Death

Posted on 2013/04/23 by

I recently picked this game up on the cheap and it’s been an unexpected ride. Far from a cut-and-dry puzzle game, Hollywood Crimes comes with a bizarre morbid atmosphere brought to life with creepy live actors who take their roles … Continue reading →

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Kirby’s Adventure – 30 cent entry fee to Camp Kirby

Posted on 2013/04/21 by

Kirby has always been a cool character in my books but I’ve only appreciated him from a distance until now. Cute, a bit sassy, versatile; however I’ve never played his games for some reason. Not that they looked bad, I … Continue reading →

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Splash or Crash (Kersploosh!) – Toilet Simulator

Posted on 2013/03/04 by

Splash or Crash has just hit the eShop in Europe and Australia and for some reason this is another game Nintendo of Europe and America could not agree on. Determined not to make a recognisable franchise out of this, they’ve … Continue reading →

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The Wind Waker – Sailing The Forgotten Seas

Posted on 2013/02/01 by

We’ve all heard the announcement by now, Wind Waker is being completely remade for Wii U. The seas aren’t exactly forgotten, but I had a different motive for this article. The Zelda Symphony hits Sydney this weekend and I’ve been … Continue reading →

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Tokyo Crash Mobs – Outta My Way, Hipsters!

Posted on 2013/01/21 by

Ever been standing in a line and somebody pushes in? Of course you have. Someone up near the front is calling out to their friends, it’s a group of three. Sure guys, nobody will mind! Anger enters your bloodstream and … Continue reading →

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Metal Gear Solid 4 – Do you require Nanomachines™ in your diet? (WARNING: STORY SPOILERS)

Posted on 2013/01/07 by

In the world of Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots, if you have convoluted plot-devices from previous games in that series that had no answers to the questions raised, then you can fix that problem with Nanomachines™! With … Continue reading →

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