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Red Dead Redemption – Big Budget Bliss

Posted on 2012/10/15 by

I know this is a game a billion of you have already played, but with the recent travesty of Resident Evil 6 I want to highlight Red Dead Redemption as an example of how a game with a massive budget … Continue reading →

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SpeedX 3D – Not quite a 64-bit review

Posted on 2012/10/09 by

Hey, remember how at least 147% of all games released on the DSiWare service were stupidly overpriced ports of 99c iPhone games with less content and options? Prooobably not if you owned an Australian system, since no DSiWare games were … Continue reading →

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House of the Dead: OVERKILL – Motherfucking MOVE Edition

Posted on 2012/09/29 by

I recently got a PlayStation Move, and I’m excited because I can finally enjoy hardcore games like House of the Dead, Dead Space: Extraction and Resident Evil: Chronicles. Oh wait, I’ve played all of those. Nevertheless, I picked up a … Continue reading →

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Darksiders – 5 games in 1

Posted on 2012/09/05 by

A year ago I tried to get into Darksiders, but only made it a few hours. A lot of things about the game rubbed me the wrong way. Namely the forced patch, broken graphics, and brain-dead combat. I decided to … Continue reading →

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New Super Mario Bros 2 – Review from 2022

Posted on 2012/09/04 by

Recently, I decided to take a break from modern gaming; there’s only so many ads and achievements I can take. I’ve gone back to New Super Mario Bros. 2 on my 3DS Micro for some classic fun, and man this … Continue reading →

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Decathlon 2012 – Running at three frames per 100 metres

Posted on 2012/08/09 by

“Sweet moves, Beef McGravy!” “Thanks, coach! It was all thanks to your constant harassment and sharp-edged threats that I’m here today, competing for my country in the Olympics.” “The what – the what did you say?! I’ll cut’cha with my … Continue reading →

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Vacation Isle: Beach Party

Posted on 2012/08/08 by

This is how Vacation Isle began development. A bunch of guys sitting around a table, aspiring to rip off a 9 year old water ripple that some guy at Nintendo did in 2 weeks. Well they succeeded, the water looks … Continue reading →

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F1 2011 (3DS) – Wildly Unplayable

Posted on 2012/07/23 by

Formula 1 has arrived in full 3D glory on 3DS, and it’s every bit as fast and impressive as I hoped! The physics are good, sense of speed fantastic, and the game is not plagued by bugs like the latest … Continue reading →

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Mutant Mudds – A Cool Game

Posted on 2012/07/15 by

Look at this man. Isn’t he a rugged, handsome, well-learned individual? He’s not the new Miyamoto, he’s not going to predict the future of videogames, and he wont try to sell you a graphics engine. He’s just a guy who … Continue reading →

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Silent Hill: Shattered Expectations

Posted on 2012/07/14 by

Silent Hill: Shattered Memories is a horror game without weapons. You’ve got a flashlight and a map, and the only way to deal with the horrific creatures in the game is to run for your life. It’s a psychological thriller … Continue reading →

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