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We interrupt your irregularly scheduled Pietriotic update to bring you important news about Diablo III’s servers!
Runic Games are all that are left. They’re hard at work delivering Diablo clones, free from the influence of Blizzard and their diabolical overlords Activision and Vivendi. Maybe Activision and Vivendi could’ve been part of the evil the players fight in Diablo! Someone who actually gets the opportunity to play the game should read between the lines for signs that this is the case. Continue reading
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Tagged Activision, Blizzard, Diablo, Diablo II, Diablo III, Runic Games, Torchlight
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Why GameInformer Makes Me Want To Punch A Kitten
Here we have a lovely piece about one of the greatest games of the last decade, Xenoblade Chronicles. It’s an “amazing game” says the author, Chris Warcraft of GameInformer. It features an “epic storyline” with “engaging characters” and “fresh combat”. … Continue reading
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Tagged Flaccid, Game Journalists, GameInformer, Graphics, Rant, Some Dickhead, Swinging Trashbags, Taking Ass, Tardcore, Weakness, Wii, Wii U, Xenoblade Chronicles
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Growth and Expansion
Charles, here. I have returned from my expedition to northern India, discovering new ingredients for tea and biscuits. Along the way, I stumbled across a fellow archaeologist and a young Chinese boy in search of “sacred stones,” but I firmly … Continue reading
Fallout 3 – Class of 2077 (Journal)
*BANG* Right through the head. The shot echoed through the wasteland, no doubt perking the ears of every creature for miles. It’s not the kind of sound you’d go running towards though, is it? Whatever, anyone in the area would … Continue reading
Pietriots U – Now PLAYABLE
We’re now live in HD. This is the future, except it’s already happened. Our new blue ocean strategy includes WIDESCREEN viewing for WIDE ASS sitting. Not only that, but we’re now playable in your hands with full 3D support. Welcome … Continue reading
His Legend Continues
This is a tale that you humans have told for many ages, generation to generation… But there are other legends, long hidden away from memory, that are intertwined with this tale. Now, a new legend bound to this great story … Continue reading
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I just want to briefly talk bout the big headline in today’s news; that Kotaku commenters do not suck. And I would just like to defend Kotaku commenters, who are no worse than Kotaku itself. ie. Utterly deplorable.