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Category Archives: Whatever
Fallout 3 – Class of 2077 (Journal)
*BANG* Right through the head. The shot echoed through the wasteland, no doubt perking the ears of every creature for miles. It’s not the kind of sound you’d go running towards though, is it? Whatever, anyone in the area would … Continue reading
Pietriots U – Now PLAYABLE
We’re now live in HD. This is the future, except it’s already happened. Our new blue ocean strategy includes WIDESCREEN viewing for WIDE ASS sitting. Not only that, but we’re now playable in your hands with full 3D support. Welcome … Continue reading
His Legend Continues
This is a tale that you humans have told for many ages, generation to generation… But there are other legends, long hidden away from memory, that are intertwined with this tale. Now, a new legend bound to this great story … Continue reading
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Geist Videos – Revisiting The Mature
About a month before suffering my Professional Engineer Exams at the end of October, I fired up Geist for the Nintendo SHEETKYUUB (actually, my Wii system) in an effort to update my aging, neglected GC video library. This recording session … Continue reading
Posted in Media, Whatever
Tagged 480p, direct feed, DivX, dual analog, FPA, FPS, GameCube, Geist, naked people, partial nudity, The Mature, YouTube
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The Hype War
Hours ago, war broke out across the North American continent – no platform was spared as Electronic Arts invaded, attempting to seize all Activision strongholds on the continent. As we speak, more EA forces are mobilising off the east coast … Continue reading
Posted in Features, Industry Health, Whatever
Tagged Activision, Battlefield, Battlefield 3, Call of Duty, EA, Modern Warfare 3, War
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I just want to briefly talk bout the big headline in today’s news; that Kotaku commenters do not suck. And I would just like to defend Kotaku commenters, who are no worse than Kotaku itself. ie. Utterly deplorable.