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Geist Videos – Revisiting The Mature

Posted on 2011/11/10 by

About a month before suffering my Professional Engineer Exams at the end of October, I fired up Geist for the Nintendo SHEETKYUUB (actually, my Wii system) in an effort to update my aging, neglected GC video library. This recording session … Continue reading →

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Trick or Treat?

Posted on 2011/10/31 by

Definitely a “treat”. THE ERECTION, IT DOES NOT CEASE. I want to dress her up like Rebecca Chambers / Lilith / Samantha Smith and exchange FRIEND CODES with her day and night throughout this Season of Mario. We both like … Continue reading →

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The Hype War

Posted on 2011/10/26 by

Hours ago, war broke out across the North American continent – no platform was spared as Electronic Arts invaded, attempting to seize all Activision strongholds on the continent. As we speak, more EA forces are mobilising off the east coast … Continue reading →

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A True Watershed Moment in Digital Entertainment

Posted on 2011/10/18 by

Hold onto your arseholes everyone because the latest sales figures are out and there’s one headline that will dominate global news, pushing Wall Street protests and Bangkok floods off the front pages. Are you ready? Forza Motorsport 4 had the … Continue reading →

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Retroactive Video Updates 2

Posted on 2011/10/10 by

Added a few gameplay videos from The Conduit to help complete our “Wiimote controls” non-guide. Conduit/GoldenEye Wiimote Controls Non-games and gimmicks, ooh-rah!

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Because Zelda…Zelda never changes…

Posted on 2011/09/28 by
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Krystal Media Blowout – Screens and Videos

Posted on 2011/09/22 by

Special thanks to Deguello for providing me with explicit, uncensored access to the best moments of the StarFox franchise. This update would not be possible without him. Let us celebrate – the release of StarFox 64 3D? NO! I don’t … Continue reading →

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Alan Wake – Impressions (From Chat)

Posted on 2011/08/22 by

Here’s the first hour of the game as I play it for the first time and chat to Bill, who’s played it before. This picture sums up my initial impressions.

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Tribute to the Troll – Dragon Quest

Posted on 2011/08/17 by

Look at it, this is a fine example of a troll. It’s not just ugly, it’s proud of it. With its cheeky grin and gaping tongue licking its lips, it knows it’s awesome, and it’s ready to fuck up your … Continue reading →

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AUSTRALIANS! How did you sabotage your census form?

Posted on 2011/08/09 by

It’s hard to believe that here in 2011, the government still thinks that race and religion matter. In our brave new post-ironic economy, you too should claim to be of video game decent. At least until they ask us what … Continue reading →

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