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In Today’s News, UbiSoft just screwed over Rayman Legends
In case you haven’t heard the news yet, all that free advertising Nintendo gave to Rayman Legends turned out to be absolutely worthless on Nintendo’s part: Rayman Legends is no longer a WiiU exclusive and it’s being put multiplatform, and … Continue reading
Posted in Industry Health, Whatever
Tagged 3rd Parties, Flaccid, Flop, Rant, Serious Gamers, Tardcore, Toping the Resident Evil 4 fiasco, UbiSoft, Weakness, Wii U
20 Comments
Pietriots Best Of Nintendo Wii!
Whelp, it’s already here. On November 18th, the Wii U ushered in a new generation of Nintendo hardware, and I’m very excited. Once again, we have a new controller that will deliver different experiences – but as we all know … Continue reading
One Hundred Mario Games In This Generation!
Which actually never happened… After New Super Mario Bros. 2, gaming journalists complained Nintendo was releasing too many Mario games (and then they beg for more 3D ones afterwards), and is now a yearly franchise with hardly any difference and … Continue reading
Posted in Industry Health
Tagged 100 MARIO GAMES!, 3DS, Flaccid, Game Journalism, Mario, Mario Kart, Mario Kart Wii, Super Mario Galaxy, Taking Ass
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Iwata Asks: Michael Pachter – The Lost Interview
A few months ago, expert internet hackers discovered a “lost” Iwata Asks interview between Nintendo president Satoru Iwata and gaming industry analyst Michael Pachter. After braving multiple contract loopholes, shark tanks and Jim Sterling’s rolls of fat, I’ve managed to … Continue reading
SimCity Social is a disgrace
This is how a pyramid scheme works. Playfish and EA seem to have it in their heads that if a game is on Facebook it’s gotta be shit. Maybe someone at Playfish suggested they create a fresh and innovative Facebook game like Firaxis did with CivWorld and then John Riccitiello walked into the room, “what the fuck are you saying? This is Facebook, make it atrocious.” Continue reading
Posted in Industry Health
Tagged 3rd Parties, Cityville, EA, Facebook, Flaccid, Free to Play, Maxis, Playfish, Rant, SimCity, SimCity Social, Social Gaming, Zynga
19 Comments
Racing Developers – Let Me PLAY YOUR GAMES
Polyphony, Codemasters, System 3, Turn 10, SimBin, Brain In A Jar, this is directed towards ALL of you. I’ve been enjoying Supercar Challenge lately with my new wheel, playing a good few hours every few days. It’s the most satisfyingly … Continue reading
Posted in Industry Health, Real Gameplay
Tagged 3rd Parties, Flaccid, Forza, Gran Turismo, Race Pro, Rant, Real Gamers, Supercar Challenge, Taking Ass
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XSEED Localizing The Last Story – And So Much More
On the impulse to find a source copy of the latest The Last Story trailer (the yankee release is, oh shit – next month), I hit up the goog in an effort to find a backdoor to XSEED Games’ PR … Continue reading
I was into the Humble Bundle before it was cool
These disgusting, overgrown animal rapists only deserve our scorn, contempt and to be publicly shamed as what they are; a bunch of filthy, degenerate, socially inept beastillity practitioners. They are even worse than redditors. Continue reading
Posted in Whatever
Tagged Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Bastian, Bronies, Brony, Flaccid, Humble Bundle, My Little Pony, Self promotion, Taking Ass, Weakness, World of Goo
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