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Tag Archives: FPS
Homefront – The War On Gameplay
Homefront is THQ’s answer to a question nobody asked; why can’t we have more games about war? There isn’t enough violence in the world according to THQ, so they’ve made up a new scenario for this game. It takes place … Continue reading
Killzone 2 – Generic Fun
Killzone 2 is EXACTLY what you think it is. A military themed futuristic shooter with amazing graphics, a flashy campaign mode and a few classy dick jokes. I know, it’s 2012. At Pietriots we game according to our budgets and … Continue reading
I wish the TAKEDOWN kickstarter failed
They’ve sold the character squad mates to donors, so prepare to have your team of elite murderers look like acne ridden, neck bearded derpsters, unfit to hold a gun. They’re turning a first person game into a third person one for the console port, but then leaving the other console port up to player feedback. The mind boggles how their hardcore, realistic gunplay will adapt to an entirely different perspective from a radically different controller input. Despite this radical alteration to the entire gameplay dynamic for what will no doubt be inferior versions of the product, Mac and Linux ports, requiring only the most minor of coding alterations, are ‘under evaluation based on demand’ which is code for ‘not happening, but we’d like your money first.’ Continue reading
Posted in Industry Health
Tagged Call of Duty, Crowdsourcing, Flaccid, FPS, Hardcore, Kickstarter, PMC, Shooters, Takedown, Taking Ass, Tardcore
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Conduit 2 – One Man, Three Balls
Conduit 2 demands your attention. It’s a first person shooter with incredible controls, great graphics, good humour, addictive gameplay, a wealthy amount of options and customisation, and a whole lot of style. It’s a fairly short game, but it’s full … Continue reading
Posted in Media, Reviews
Tagged Conduit 2, Controls, FPS, High Voltage Software, Killionaire, Michael Ford, The Conduit, Wii, Wiimote, YouTube
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Geist Videos – Revisiting The Mature
About a month before suffering my Professional Engineer Exams at the end of October, I fired up Geist for the Nintendo SHEETKYUUB (actually, my Wii system) in an effort to update my aging, neglected GC video library. This recording session … Continue reading
Posted in Media, Whatever
Tagged 480p, direct feed, DivX, dual analog, FPA, FPS, GameCube, Geist, naked people, partial nudity, The Mature, YouTube
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Conduit 2 Wiimote Controls
I guess the timing is right to present the sequel to our Conduit/GoldenEye Wiimote Controls – my control settings for the first Conduit adapted to the sequel to The Conduit, which isn’t exactly The Conduit 2, but simply Conduit 2, … Continue reading
Posted in Features, Media, Real Gameplay
Tagged 480p, Casual Gaming, Conduit 2, direct feed, Duke Nukem, FPS, GoldenEye 007, MotionPlus, Onrine, Rant, Real Gamers, The Conduit, Wi-Fi, Wii, Wiimote, YouTube
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Conduit/GoldenEye Wiimote Controls
Note: These control settings were personalized for my bloated widescreen (16:9) TV that I sit fairly close to. You may get undesirable results if you use these settings on a fullscreen (4:3) TV setup, or if your Wii’s cursor behavior … Continue reading
Posted in Features, Media, Real Gameplay
Tagged 3rd Parties, 480p, Casual Gaming, direct feed, FPS, GoldenEye 007, Rant, Real Gamers, The Conduit, Wii, Wiimote, YouTube
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Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz FPS Videos
Some dramatic videos and heartfelt thoughts on SMB:BB’s FPS minigame, Monkey Wars: the first SERIOUS FPS experience to hit Wii. Continue reading
Posted in Media, Real Gameplay
Tagged 3rd Parties, 480p, 60fps, direct feed, DivX, Flaccid, Flop, FPS, Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz, Wii, Wiimote, YouTube
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