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Nintendo’s Corroboree
Reggie just has a natural draw, a man amoung men, able to kick arses and impregnate women with just a suggestive look. Reggie was aware of us assembling as he lifted his right arm up the crowd surged over the gather to the right of him. Reggie lowered his arms and turned to face us, “welcome to E3,” he said, Continue reading
Posted in Features
Tagged corroboree, dream, E3, Iwata Says, Iwata Time, Nintendo, Press Conference, Reggie, surreal, wara wara
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Game of the Year Awards – 2011
The pride, the glory, the honor. Which games will take home the top awards, and which ones will end up on the floor with a sore butt? Is there a difference?
Posted in Features, Industry Health
Tagged 3DS, Ass, Cellius, Dead Island, Dr. Lautrec, Earth Defence Force, Fist Note, Go Vacation, GOTY, Iwata Time, Mario Kart, Monado: Beginning of the World, NOA REGGIE, Resident Evil, Retro Studios, Samurai Warriors: Chronicles, Skyrim, Skyward Fist, Spyborgs, Steel Diver, Super Monkey Ball 3D, Swapnote, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, Toilet, TrackMania, Vita, Wii Play: Motion, Xenoblade Chronicles, Yuji Naka
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Nintendo E3 2011 Press Conference Premonition
People will call me a hippy when I say this but I’ve always felt a resonance with Nintendo consoles. They speak to me through channels I can’t describe. This isn’t some delusional fanboy shit – this is real hippy waves … Continue reading
Posted in Features, Live Action
Tagged Cafe, Deadly Premonition, E3, F-Zero, Facebook, Iwata, Iwata Time, NOA REGGIE, Pokemon, Press Conference, Reggie, Shigeru Miyamoto, SimCity, Twin Peaks, WiiHD
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Pietriots.com Exclusive! A Sneak Peak at the Nintendo E3 Conference
With their show highjacked and the crowd in awe at the sheer brutality of Reggie Fils-Aime, a desperate Sony lackey kills the power from backstage. As the lights go out Reggie is heard to utter; “my body… is ready.”
Posted in Features, Live Action
Tagged 3DS, Ass, Cammie, DS, E3, Iwata, Iwata Time, Move, NOA REGGIE, Reggie, Shigeru Miyamoto, Smugleaf, Sony, Taking Names, Wii
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Don’t bother staying up for the Nintendo Press Conference
The year there are no speakers blaring Nintendo remixes or pop music, the scene is marked only by it’s deafening silence and the darkness is broken by only a solitary UV light, illuminating the journalist’s nametags alonge with white shirts, shoelaces, bleached hair and the teeth of both attendees who bothered to brush. … “ALLRIGHT LISTEN GEORGIE, I WANT YOU TO EXPLAIN TO ALL THE NAMELESS PEOPLE HERE WHY YOU’VE CHOSEN TO LEAVE NINTENDO” “Oh well see uh um that als-” He doesn’t finish as Reggie has kicked his arse , sending him flying clear of the stage in into Miyamoto’s moshpit of journalists.
Posted in Features, Live Action
Tagged Beat-off, DS, E3, Iwata, Iwata Time, Reggie, Wii
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