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Tag Archives: Reggie
Nintendo’s Corroboree
Reggie just has a natural draw, a man amoung men, able to kick arses and impregnate women with just a suggestive look. Reggie was aware of us assembling as he lifted his right arm up the crowd surged over the gather to the right of him. Reggie lowered his arms and turned to face us, “welcome to E3,” he said, Continue reading
Posted in Features
Tagged corroboree, dream, E3, Iwata Says, Iwata Time, Nintendo, Press Conference, Reggie, surreal, wara wara
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From Chat: 9 minutes in Hyrule
Pro was sampling some Legend of Rehash 3D during a chat. Somehow, old gaming led to current events. Pro Daisy: ok, Wind Waker’s most important innovation is the R-trigger block pull Pro Daisy: none of this climb/grab bullshit Pro Daisy: … Continue reading
Posted in Live Action, Whatever
Tagged 3DS, Chat, Reggie, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
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Nintendo E3 2011 Press Conference Premonition
People will call me a hippy when I say this but I’ve always felt a resonance with Nintendo consoles. They speak to me through channels I can’t describe. This isn’t some delusional fanboy shit – this is real hippy waves … Continue reading
Posted in Features, Live Action
Tagged Cafe, Deadly Premonition, E3, F-Zero, Facebook, Iwata, Iwata Time, NOA REGGIE, Pokemon, Press Conference, Reggie, Shigeru Miyamoto, SimCity, Twin Peaks, WiiHD
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The Reggie Zone: Part 1 – Reggie Miracles
Reggie has seen many things in the hours, days, weeks, and months of racing he has competed dominated in Mario Kart Wii. Some of which induced glorious fits of laughter, some of which compelled fits of rage capable of punting … Continue reading
Posted in Media, NOA REGGIE Sightings
Tagged Ass, Mario Kart Wii, NOA REGGIE, Onrine, Punted, Reggie, Taking Ass, Taking Names, Wi-Fi, YouTube
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How much Reggie can you fit into a kart? THIIIIIIIIIIIS MUCH! (not to scale)
Have you wondered what Reggie does in his spare time when he’s not off kicking ass and taking names? He’s off playing that kiddy Mario Kart Wii game and mugging himself into every possible shot of the action! Here are … Continue reading
Posted in Media, NOA REGGIE Sightings
Tagged Ass, direct feed, Fist, Mario Kart Wii, NOA REGGIE, Onrine, Reggie, Taking Ass, Taking Names, Wi-Fi
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FlatOut Wii – Impressions
Initial Play Time: About a half-hour Game type: Semi-realistic arcade street driving FlatOut is a budget Wii racer developed by Team6 Game Studios and published by Zoo Games in the USA. Sporting a debut price of $20, FlatOut can be … Continue reading
Posted in Impressions
Tagged 3rd Parties, 480p, Burnout, direct feed, Dragon Quest IX, Final Fight, FlatOut, Gran Turismo, Mario Kart Wii, Need for Speed, Reggie, Street Fighter II, Wii, Wii Wheel
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Pietriots.com Exclusive! A Sneak Peak at the Nintendo E3 Conference
With their show highjacked and the crowd in awe at the sheer brutality of Reggie Fils-Aime, a desperate Sony lackey kills the power from backstage. As the lights go out Reggie is heard to utter; “my body… is ready.”
Posted in Features, Live Action
Tagged 3DS, Ass, Cammie, DS, E3, Iwata, Iwata Time, Move, NOA REGGIE, Reggie, Shigeru Miyamoto, Smugleaf, Sony, Taking Names, Wii
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A Night with Dunaway
Last night I had Cammie Dunaway over. I found it unusual that she’d be in Perth this close to E3 so I said “You’re not leaving yourself much time.” “Hehe, for what sweety?” Cammie replied. “E3 of course, it took … Continue reading
Posted in Features, Live Action
Tagged Cammie, Casual, DS, E3, Fist, Iwata, Mario Kart, NOA REGGIE, Reggie, Shigeru Miyamoto, Swinging Trashbags, Taking Ass, Wii
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Don’t bother staying up for the Nintendo Press Conference
The year there are no speakers blaring Nintendo remixes or pop music, the scene is marked only by it’s deafening silence and the darkness is broken by only a solitary UV light, illuminating the journalist’s nametags alonge with white shirts, shoelaces, bleached hair and the teeth of both attendees who bothered to brush. … “ALLRIGHT LISTEN GEORGIE, I WANT YOU TO EXPLAIN TO ALL THE NAMELESS PEOPLE HERE WHY YOU’VE CHOSEN TO LEAVE NINTENDO” “Oh well see uh um that als-” He doesn’t finish as Reggie has kicked his arse , sending him flying clear of the stage in into Miyamoto’s moshpit of journalists.
Posted in Features, Live Action
Tagged Beat-off, DS, E3, Iwata, Iwata Time, Reggie, Wii
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Wii Want Our Money Back
As Wii tops sales charts worldwide, experts fear the current domination of Nintendo’s Wii system is a major threat to the stability of the gaming industry. A new study proves that if Wii continues to dominate, people will spend less … Continue reading
