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Tag Archives: Tardcore
WiiU is Failing, but it isn’t Nintendo’s fault
Good lord, I’m having déjà vu yet again! Three months into the life of the WiiU, we’re already seeing the cycle repeat itself as it did with the 3DS; sales start to stall, and third parties are no where to … Continue reading
Posted in Industry Health
Tagged 3DS, 3rd Parties, Ass, Game Journalism, Iwata, Rant, Taking Ass, Tardcore, Vita, Weakness, Wii U
14 Comments
In Today’s News, UbiSoft just screwed over Rayman Legends
In case you haven’t heard the news yet, all that free advertising Nintendo gave to Rayman Legends turned out to be absolutely worthless on Nintendo’s part: Rayman Legends is no longer a WiiU exclusive and it’s being put multiplatform, and … Continue reading
Posted in Industry Health, Whatever
Tagged 3rd Parties, Flaccid, Flop, Rant, Serious Gamers, Tardcore, Toping the Resident Evil 4 fiasco, UbiSoft, Weakness, Wii U
20 Comments
Videogame Warfare – Nobody Wins
Wii U strikes back! Wii U behind the next-gen curve! Sony waiting for Microsoft to make the first move! 3DS dominating Japan! Will the Vita make a comeback? How does that read to you? To me it sounds like sports … Continue reading
Posted in Industry Health
Tagged Gaming Media, Hypocrite, Journalists, Kotaku, Nintendo Direct, Tardcore, THQ
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I’m embarrassed to be a gamer now.
It has been quite a wonderful couple of days. Not only did Nintendo have its WiiU conference in North America and two Nintendo Directs for Japan and one for Europe, but this is quite possibly the BEST console preview I’ve … Continue reading
Iwata Asks: Michael Pachter – The Lost Interview
A few months ago, expert internet hackers discovered a “lost” Iwata Asks interview between Nintendo president Satoru Iwata and gaming industry analyst Michael Pachter. After braving multiple contract loopholes, shark tanks and Jim Sterling’s rolls of fat, I’ve managed to … Continue reading
3DS XL – Get Over It
Despite the fact that the 3DS XL is fixing the flaws that plagued the original 3DS (screen size, battery life, ergonomic feel), Nintendo’s ‘fans’ are still upset because it’s not the revision they wanted, despite the fact they already have … Continue reading
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Tagged 3DS XL, Game Journalists, Gaming Media, Rant, shitty controls, Tardcore
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Nintendo NEEDS you to shut up
I’m sure you’ve all seen the tired arguments, Nintendo “needs” to get more third party support, they “need” to put more core gigaflops in Wii U, they “need” to offer ten different controllers. Well sure that’d all be great, why … Continue reading
Posted in Industry Health
Tagged 3rd Parties, Iwata, NOA REGGIE, Rant, Sony, Taking Ass, Tardcore, Urine, Wii U
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