Good lord, I’m having déjà vu yet again! Three months into the life of the WiiU, we’re already seeing the cycle repeat itself as it did with the 3DS; sales start to stall, and third parties are no where to be seen. According to the NDP, WiiU versions of games are selling worse then the … Continue reading WiiU is Failing, but it isn’t Nintendo’s fault
Whelp, it's already here. On November 18th, the Wii U ushered in a new generation of Nintendo hardware, and I’m very excited. Once again, we have a new controller that will deliver different experiences - but as we all know only niche developers and Nintendo will do something about it. Third parties? Haha don’t make … Continue reading Pietriots Best Of Nintendo Wii!
The REGGIE SERIES is BACK, barely ahead of some JRPG that a handful of psychos cried for. NOA REGGIE ignored their grievances, spending his time more wisely by Wii-Playing with himself. It's been more than a year since Wii Play: Motion arrived, and like it or not, it offered a few glimpses of near-future gameplay … Continue reading Reggie Play: Motion – Videos
The pride, the glory, the honor. Which games will take home the top awards, and which ones will end up on the floor with a sore butt? Is there a difference? BIGGEST SURPRISE Grubdog - For me, Xenoblade Chronicles. I expected a solid, lengthy RPG to pass the time - I got the best story … Continue reading Game of the Year Awards – 2011
The REGGIE SERIES is BACK, enhanced with the power of Reggie MotionPlus. Epic. His throbbing demand increases. Any good workout stimulates his appetite for ass and names. Expect more REGGIE SERIES in the near future. Note: Screens and videos were made from direct feed 480p source. View/Download: Wii Sports Resort - Reggie Sports, 3 60fps … Continue reading Reggie Sports Resort – Videos
Reggie has seen many things in the hours, days, weeks, and months of racing he has competed dominated in Mario Kart Wii. Some of which induced glorious fits of laughter, some of which compelled fits of rage capable of punting unlucky souls into another dimension. You will now travel into this dimension; a dimension not … Continue reading The Reggie Zone: Part 1 – Reggie Miracles
KICKEN ASS See link below for a good quality version for ass enthusiasts http://sixsidedvideo.com/dl/wii/wiimusic/wiimusicvid05_remix.html (60fps DivX)
Have you wondered what Reggie does in his spare time when he's not off kicking ass and taking names? He's off playing that kiddy Mario Kart Wii game and mugging himself into every possible shot of the action! Here are just a select few of these sightings... Reggie gives other racers a generous head-start while … Continue reading How much Reggie can you fit into a kart? THIIIIIIIIIIIS MUCH! (not to scale)
Join Reggie as he celebrates the first night of E3 2010: new software announcements, 3DS, ZELDASS, glorious sales data -- all this excitement rapidly increases Reggie's appetite. Surrounded by so many "game journalists," Reggie can't wait to thickly forge his foot against their flabby seats. Deep down, your behind is still sore from last year's … Continue reading Reggie Kart Videos – E3 2010
Drive down memory lane and relive past glory as NOA REGGIE thickly forges another year of Expanded Audience Gaming. The smell of E3 journalists and 3rd Party Shameware is in the air, summoning Reggie to storm the online kart network and celebrate the Casual Consumer Conference -- Reggie's annual tradition, documented thru the wizardy of cyberspace video.
With their show highjacked and the crowd in awe at the sheer brutality of Reggie Fils-Aime, a desperate Sony lackey kills the power from backstage. As the lights go out Reggie is heard to utter; "my body… is ready."