What the fuck guys? I am sick and tired of going onto web forums and seeing Gran Turismo listed for PSP among their most anticipated games. I should probably stop trolling PSP forums if I want to avoid this but I’d rather just bitch about it on the net. Continue reading “Gran Turismo is a hoax”
Month: Oct 2006
OUTTA THE WAY DICKHEADS! Gran Turismo is here to save the next gen!
Oh man can you believe there are skeptics out there who doubt the revolutionary power of PS3’s Cell™ chip to change the way we think about games? I mean no game is a better showcase for Sony systems than Gran fucking Turismo, right? They haven’t even put gameplay into the previous four releases ensuring they totally focus on the graphics and hasn’t it shown?
Personally, I’m glad Polyphony Digital took the brave step of removing cars from the latest version of the game, which is also the first version of the game but now in HD! Genius. And don’t the latest screenshots just affirm this as the correct course of action? I’ve annotated all the new features of the game in case you’re an idiot who can’t see them from the crystal clear high definition screen capture. It’s fidelity is so high, in fact, that we can’t even contain it in our tiny column-based blog!

I can’t wait.
