Super Mario Run – RUN AWAY, IT COSTS MONEY!

The release of Super Mario Run on iPhone has sent shockwaves through the mobile gaming community. Lattes have been spilled all over the world and sideways caps have been adjusted forward, as hipsters are faced with the social dilemma of paying money for a videogame. Super Mario Run offers the first 3 levels free of … Continue reading Super Mario Run – RUN AWAY, IT COSTS MONEY!

Federation Force is a good game, and that’s NOT okay

I have spent the last week trapped in an emotional prison and I can't take it anymore. I am absolutely fuming with anger after playing through Metroid Prime: Federation Force. It is a well-crafted game, and this is a big problem. Next Level Games have poured tons of resources into what is fundamentally an INSULT … Continue reading Federation Force is a good game, and that’s NOT okay

Star Fox Zero – Flying Through The Bullshit

I played about 5 hours of Star Fox Zero today and I'm just so excited that I have to write out these impressions and clear up some things about this game immediately. There's a lot of confusion going around about the controls and quite frankly, it's all fucking bullshit. Game journalists spinning this propaganda are … Continue reading Star Fox Zero – Flying Through The Bullshit