I know nothing about video games, but there’s something fishy about Animal Crossing and COVID-19

A guest post from Roland's partner.

With our lives suddenly controlled by social distancing and quarantine, my boyfriend and I are spending dramatically more time together. I thought this might be a wholesome bonding experience, however he’s dedicating almost his entire time to some game called Animal Crossing. I don’t know if you’ve heard about it? I hadn’t, but it’s popped up in my socials a bit and apparently it’s a bit of a big deal. So anyway, I thought I’d sit down and watch a bit, and after just 5 min I am 100% convinced this game is intricately connected, if not entirely responsible, for the covid19 pandemic. Let me explain:

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Fuck the Nokia N-Gage

There is nothing engaging abut the N-Gage. Seriously, fuck this sideways taco phone. $600 bucks? Are you fucking shitting me, Nokia? I’m hating their ads the most though. Lucky they’re just way too easy to make fun of.

One of the shittier websites I sometimes visit incorporated the N-Gage into their entire layout.

And they’ve got their fucken social website for whatever where you have to post a picture of yourself with your N-Gage. God, if I ever see someone with an N-Gage in real life I will just outright laugh at them. Fucking morons.