Bringing up any of following points is a sign you’re playing Mario Kart Wii wrong. But don’t fear, because i’m here to steer you in the right direction. Let’s get started!
Wow, could there finally be a good Nintendo character?
Join Reggie as he celebrates countless servings of SORE ASS on the EVE OF E3 2009. How does Reggie relax and prepare for the show floor after flexing his Casual Might during the press conference? He cracks open a beer then TAKES NAMES on the worldwide kart circuit. Then he gets more beer and watches the replays.
Things take on interesting turn on the SECOND NIGHT OF E3 2009 as he patrols the worldwide servers for ASS in the name of justice. What did Reggie encounter?
Kart Racer is a pretty self explanatory name. You race karts. This game attempts to bring to life the simulation aspect of kart racing on Wii – there are no banana peels or explosions here, just braking points and racing lines. It has good intentions, but the execution gets a bit messy.