I have spent the last week trapped in an emotional prison and I can't take it anymore. I am absolutely fuming with anger after playing through Metroid Prime: Federation Force. It is a well-crafted game, and this is a big problem. Next Level Games have poured tons of resources into what is fundamentally an INSULT … Continue reading Federation Force is a good game, and that’s NOT okay
Mario used to be fun, about 50 years ago. Since then the franchise has slowly milked it's way into creative bankruptcy, and here we have New Super Mario Bros U - possibly the least effort Nintendo has ever put into a game. We should all just buy it because it's a Mario game right? It's … Continue reading New Super Mario Bros U – Ugly, Uninspired, Unfun
It's been obvious for a long time, but it's finally official. Nintendo's latest commercial aimed to boost sales of the struggling 3DS, says they've given up. Olympic medalist Gabrielle Douglas admits "I Am Not A Gamer" in a startling confession that reveals Nintendo's true focus. Feel the sting, Nintendo fans. Nintendo doesn't care about you, … Continue reading Nintendo: Not For Gamers
After turning the gaming world upside down with the Uncharted games, Naughty Dog is about to revolutionize gaming again in a whole new way. Game Director of The Last of Us, Bruce Straley (God), recently took time out of his busy schedule to talk to Siliconera about the most anticipated game of 2013. "Well, smoke bombs … Continue reading The Last Of Us – Videogames Growing Up
DING DING DING - that's the sound of Nintendo being knocked out of the hardware business. All-Star development team Cellius™ have released their first game after 5 years of development, Ridge Racer Vita. Sony's new handheld features amazing graphics and a home console experience in your hands. It's more than a controller with a screen. … Continue reading Ridge Racer Vita – Impressions
3DS has been a disappointment all over the world, and Samurai Warriors is the latest casualty of Nintendo's underwhelming system. Samurai Warriors Chronicles, the latest game in the series on 3DS, sold zero copies throughout Europe in the last week. This is unprecedented for such a new game, and demand for the franchise has taken … Continue reading 3DS a flop, stores pull games from shelves
I'm sure you've read nothing but positive impressions about the 3DS, but they are all lies. Nintendo 3DS is the biggest scam of all time, lies based on hype, fueled by lack of information and deception on Nintendo's part. All these websites have been tricked by Nintendo into thinking the 3DS is something it's not. … Continue reading 3DS Impressions – Unbiased
Nintendo are in a state of fear, the complete destruction of Nintendo DS last year at the hands of PSP has backed Nintendo into a corner. PSP was the highest selling system of 2010, and also had the highest selling Monster Hunter game. The overwhelming presence of iPhone and the looming danger of the mighty … Continue reading Nintendo 3DS? Does anyone care?
Wow, could there finally be a good Nintendo character? In a world full of non-gamers and kids, it's always a surprise to find something that caters to hardcore real people like me. When I look in the mirror, I see Funky Kong, except my muscles are a bit bigger. Mom calls it flab but what … Continue reading A Tribute To Funky Kong
It's hard to tell the difference between this game and a nightmare. It's got Pokemon, it's on DS, it involves lots of furious gimmicky scribbling, and after it's all done you wake up with a wet patch. It's a kiddie game, the characters in it all talk to you like you're stupid. Even they know … Continue reading Pokemon Ranger
Welcome to 1985. There's a new Mario game out, it involves running around and jumping through levels. Has this game changed in 2009? Yes. They've added New to the title. It's new alright, a new way to rip people off. The game takes a step backwards from the original Mario, Nintendo forgot how to use … Continue reading New Super Mario Bros. Wii
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