Reggie has seen many things in the hours, days, weeks, and months of racing he has competed dominated in Mario Kart Wii. Some of which induced glorious fits of laughter, some of which compelled fits of rage capable of punting unlucky souls into another dimension. You will now travel into this dimension; a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Reggie Zone!
Watch as Reggie pulls himself from the pit of oblivion through sure will and manliness!
Gawk as Reggie defies the laws of gravity, hungering for the taste of giant shroom!
Be amazed as Reggie saves HIMSELF…
…not once, but TWICE! (as an unfortunate Yoshi is chewed to bits by Reggie’s personally-tweaked jaws of fate)
Recoil in horror as Reggie corrects failure to eliminate an opponent by destroying them in style!
Pee your pants as Reggie takes a triple shell and avenges his fallen self with unparalleled accuracy and finesse!
Next time we shall delve into the darkness and discover the few failures Reggie has been met with. “Absurd!,” you say. “Reggie cannot fall to anyone!” Alas, even a diamond can be cut by yet another diamond. So who or what is this entity?
The answer: REGGIE (!?)
TO BE CONTINUED! (Unless Reggie finds me first!)
Pietriots 
Even Maddox has NOTHING on Reggie.
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The mushroom video is the best.
Gravity? Not my problem.
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My body… is ready.
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