2004, Nintendo is struggling with the GameCube and losing the support of third parties. Game Boy Advance is doing well but the future is in doubt as the threat of a competent Sony handheld looms. After a kiddy Zelda game (that will never get a remake) gamers were desperately clinging to the hope of a … Continue reading 2004 – Nintendo Is Doomed
Reggie just has a natural draw, a man amoung men, able to kick arses and impregnate women with just a suggestive look. Reggie was aware of us assembling as he lifted his right arm up the crowd surged over the gather to the right of him. Reggie lowered his arms and turned to face us, "welcome to E3," he said,
Pro was sampling some Legend of Rehash 3D during a chat. Somehow, old gaming led to current events. Pro Daisy: ok, Wind Waker's most important innovation is the R-trigger block pull Pro Daisy: none of this climb/grab bullshit Pro Daisy: uh oh, link is in the garden, CALL HOMELAND SECURITY Bill Aurion: haha, yeah, climb/grab … Continue reading From Chat: 9 minutes in Hyrule
People will call me a hippy when I say this but I’ve always felt a resonance with Nintendo consoles. They speak to me through channels I can’t describe. This isn’t some delusional fanboy shit - this is real hippy waves of energy that you just gotta feel, man. When Project Dolphin was announced I was … Continue reading Nintendo E3 2011 Press Conference Premonition
Reggie has seen many things in the hours, days, weeks, and months of racing he has competed dominated in Mario Kart Wii. Some of which induced glorious fits of laughter, some of which compelled fits of rage capable of punting unlucky souls into another dimension. You will now travel into this dimension; a dimension not … Continue reading The Reggie Zone: Part 1 – Reggie Miracles
Have you wondered what Reggie does in his spare time when he's not off kicking ass and taking names? He's off playing that kiddy Mario Kart Wii game and mugging himself into every possible shot of the action! Here are just a select few of these sightings... Reggie gives other racers a generous head-start while … Continue reading How much Reggie can you fit into a kart? THIIIIIIIIIIIS MUCH! (not to scale)
Initial Play Time: About a half-hour Game type: Semi-realistic arcade street driving FlatOut is a budget Wii racer developed by Team6 Game Studios and published by Zoo Games in the USA. Sporting a debut price of $20, FlatOut can be summed up as a Budget Burnout or Casual Burnout – and in some ways this … Continue reading FlatOut Wii – Impressions
With their show highjacked and the crowd in awe at the sheer brutality of Reggie Fils-Aime, a desperate Sony lackey kills the power from backstage. As the lights go out Reggie is heard to utter; "my body… is ready."
Last night I had Cammie Dunaway over. I found it unusual that she'd be in Perth this close to E3 so I said "You're not leaving yourself much time." "Hehe, for what sweety?" Cammie replied. "E3 of course, it took me over 24 hours to fly to L.A." "Oh we've already done it silly." "Done … Continue reading A Night with Dunaway
The year there are no speakers blaring Nintendo remixes or pop music, the scene is marked only by it's deafening silence and the darkness is broken by only a solitary UV light, illuminating the journalist's nametags alonge with white shirts, shoelaces, bleached hair and the teeth of both attendees who bothered to brush. ... "ALLRIGHT LISTEN GEORGIE, I WANT YOU TO EXPLAIN TO ALL THE NAMELESS PEOPLE HERE WHY YOU'VE CHOSEN TO LEAVE NINTENDO" "Oh well see uh um that als-" He doesn't finish as Reggie has kicked his arse , sending him flying clear of the stage in into Miyamoto's moshpit of journalists.
As Wii tops sales charts worldwide, experts fear the current domination of Nintendo's Wii system is a major threat to the stability of the gaming industry. A new study proves that if Wii continues to dominate, people will spend less money on gaming, which could force an alarming percentage of gaming developers out of business. … Continue reading Wii Want Our Money Back