Pietriots Best Of Nintendo Wii!

Whelp, it's already here. On November 18th, the Wii U ushered in a new generation of Nintendo hardware, and I’m very excited. Once again, we have a new controller that will deliver different experiences - but as we all know only niche developers and Nintendo will do something about it. Third parties? Haha don’t make … Continue reading Pietriots Best Of Nintendo Wii!

Test Drive: Ferrari Racing Legends – Another Cruel Joke

Slightly Mad Studios should be renamed Completely Batshit Studios, because based on this game they are a bunch of sadistic wankers. After Shift Unleashed I thought they'd be able to make a better game without EA. While the menus are much cleaner, this game's structure has completely gone down the shitter. Test Drive: Ferrari Racing … Continue reading Test Drive: Ferrari Racing Legends – Another Cruel Joke

One Hundred Mario Games In This Generation!

Which actually never happened… After New Super Mario Bros. 2, gaming journalists complained Nintendo was releasing too many Mario games (and then they beg for more 3D ones afterwards), and is now a yearly franchise with hardly any difference and therefore sucks. This thought process further solidifies the fact gaming journalists are retarded, but why … Continue reading One Hundred Mario Games In This Generation!

The Reggie Zone: Part 1 – Reggie Miracles

Reggie has seen many things in the hours, days, weeks, and months of racing he has competed dominated in Mario Kart Wii.  Some of which induced glorious fits of laughter, some of which compelled fits of rage capable of punting unlucky souls into another dimension.  You will now travel into this dimension; a dimension not … Continue reading The Reggie Zone: Part 1 – Reggie Miracles

How much Reggie can you fit into a kart? THIIIIIIIIIIIS MUCH! (not to scale)

Have you wondered what Reggie does in his spare time when he's not off kicking ass and taking names?  He's off playing that kiddy Mario Kart Wii game and mugging himself into every possible shot of the action!  Here are just a select few of these sightings... Reggie gives other racers a generous head-start while … Continue reading How much Reggie can you fit into a kart? THIIIIIIIIIIIS MUCH! (not to scale)