Whelp, it's already here. On November 18th, the Wii U ushered in a new generation of Nintendo hardware, and I’m very excited. Once again, we have a new controller that will deliver different experiences - but as we all know only niche developers and Nintendo will do something about it. Third parties? Haha don’t make … Continue reading Pietriots Best Of Nintendo Wii!
Slightly Mad Studios should be renamed Completely Batshit Studios, because based on this game they are a bunch of sadistic wankers. After Shift Unleashed I thought they'd be able to make a better game without EA. While the menus are much cleaner, this game's structure has completely gone down the shitter. Test Drive: Ferrari Racing … Continue reading Test Drive: Ferrari Racing Legends – Another Cruel Joke
Which actually never happened… After New Super Mario Bros. 2, gaming journalists complained Nintendo was releasing too many Mario games (and then they beg for more 3D ones afterwards), and is now a yearly franchise with hardly any difference and therefore sucks. This thought process further solidifies the fact gaming journalists are retarded, but why … Continue reading One Hundred Mario Games In This Generation!
Motorsport is a big part of Go Vacation, much to my excitement, and it's found in the form of "Motor Fest" in the City Resort. This one mini-game manages to include not only street races through the resort, but also motorbike racing, checkpoint races, and open-wheel oval racing in a huge stadium. All the motorsport … Continue reading Motorsport (Go Vacation) – Impressions
So I've done the basic run through of 150cc and played some online matches. I think I'm prepared to talk about Mario Kart 7. This isn't a review because I hate reviews and any Mario Kart 7 review that doesn't read: "it's Mario Kart", is a waste of time. I am going to file this … Continue reading Mario Kart 7: A Diagnosis
This is the real deal. Don't be fooled by imposters like this: Nintendo WFC knows only one champion: Accept no imitations. Scan more ass and names here: Random bunch of 3DS Mii QR Codes
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Friend Codes are a controversial online schematic that can mildly be described as cumbersome. The IDEA behind Friend Codes is a good one, but the execution of this idea has until recently been poorly lacking. However, with the announcement of the universality of Friend Codes for the 3DS, the Friend Code system rises from unwieldy … Continue reading Friend Codes
Reggie has seen many things in the hours, days, weeks, and months of racing he has competed dominated in Mario Kart Wii. Some of which induced glorious fits of laughter, some of which compelled fits of rage capable of punting unlucky souls into another dimension. You will now travel into this dimension; a dimension not … Continue reading The Reggie Zone: Part 1 – Reggie Miracles
Have you wondered what Reggie does in his spare time when he's not off kicking ass and taking names? He's off playing that kiddy Mario Kart Wii game and mugging himself into every possible shot of the action! Here are just a select few of these sightings... Reggie gives other racers a generous head-start while … Continue reading How much Reggie can you fit into a kart? THIIIIIIIIIIIS MUCH! (not to scale)
Initial Play Time: About a half-hour Game type: Semi-realistic arcade street driving FlatOut is a budget Wii racer developed by Team6 Game Studios and published by Zoo Games in the USA. Sporting a debut price of $20, FlatOut can be summed up as a Budget Burnout or Casual Burnout – and in some ways this … Continue reading FlatOut Wii – Impressions
Bringing up any of following points is a sign you're playing Mario Kart Wii wrong. But don't fear, because i'm here to steer you in the right direction. Let's get started! - There are too many items, luck decides the winner If you're not winning every race, it's not because of items. It's because of … Continue reading You’re Playing It Wrong – Mario Kart Wii