E3 is next month, so how about Uncle Matto treats you to E3 predictions I pulled out my ass?
No? Well shit.
YOSHIAKI KOIZUMI WILL HOST THE SPOTLIGHT IN SOME FORM
I absolutely loved Koizumi hosting the Switch reveal in January and the first real Nintendo Direct of 2017. While Reggie and Bill have proven their hosting chops for North American Directs and Shibata for the European Directs, Koizumi hit it out of the park in the Switch reveal. He had that Iwata charm to him, something which has been sadly missed after Iwata’s death in 2015.
PLATINUM GAMES IS MAKING ANOTHER GAME WITH NINTENDO.
After Star Fox Zero, which Grub and I both loved and everyone else who can’t learn game controls hated, one has to wonder if this Nintendo-friendly third party developer is making another game with Nintendo. One has to think it’s possible; what it could be, nobody knows. With the high profile cancellation of Scalebound and Nintendo’s willingness to save Japanese products like with Bayonetta 2, this could be the next big Platinum save for them. On the other hand, it might not be, Microsoft renewed the Scalebound trademark… for some reason. Don’t know why.
THERE WILL BE NO F-ZERO OR METROID AT E3 AND FANS WILL HAVE A MELTDOWN
I will be there to laugh at you.
THERE MIGHT BE A NEW F-ZERO OR METROID AT E3 BUT IT WON’T BE WHAT THE FANS DEMANDED AND THEY WILL DOWNVOTE THE YOUTUBE TRAILER VIDEO AND MAKE A CANCELLATION PETITION
And here I thought gamers were fully for creative expression and not censorship.
SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY WILL BE THE BIG GAME AT E3 EVERYONE WILL RUSH TO PLAY
There was a famous gif that made the rounds during E3 2016 last year of somebody with their arms out, rushing to play Zelda: Breath Of The Wild. Considering this is the next major 3D Mario game to be released, and with how amazing it looks, I am hoping for the same reaction and the amazing gifs that will come from it. I mean, come on, meme images happen all the time at E3.
So with that said, feel free to give your E3 predictions in the comment section below.