Splatfest – Black Tie Conspiracy (Japan/Worldwide)

A new Splatfest is upon us, but there's something different about this one. Normally announced by Callie and Marie, this one came in the form of an invitation. This is the Miiverse message I received from a user named ???. Dear SuperChris, we are holding a Splatfest on May 14. You can either wear Formal … Continue reading Splatfest – Black Tie Conspiracy (Japan/Worldwide)

Splatfest – Gotta Splat ‘Em All! (Pokemon Blue vs Pokemon Red)

I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was To splat them is my real test, to claim the turf wars I will travel across the ink, letting off inkstrikes Teach Pokemon to understand, the freshness that's insiiiiiiiiiide POKEMON, GOTTA SPLAT THEM ALL!! Yeah!! The humans may have been useless, dumb and weak, … Continue reading Splatfest – Gotta Splat ‘Em All! (Pokemon Blue vs Pokemon Red)

Splatfest – Barbarians vs Ninjas (EU/AUS)

HYARRGHHH!! ROOOAAAARRR!! HNNNNNNNN!! Splat what? What fest? GO AWAY, I DON'T CARE!! Wait, what's this Ninja crap? Ninjas vs Barbarians sounds like a joke. Do ninjas even do anything? They sit around and hide while the real players take all the Turf and slam down the Rainmaker. These players are the bane of every team. … Continue reading Splatfest – Barbarians vs Ninjas (EU/AUS)

Splatfest – Pineapple Liberation (EU/AUS)

It's a debate that's raged for centuries. Wars have been fought over it. Entire civilisations have fallen. Since the dawn of time, squids have fought over whether or not pineapple belongs on pizza. That's right, the age old question. Does pineapple belong on pizza?  Ancient drawings from million year old squid civilisations depict a pizza … Continue reading Splatfest – Pineapple Liberation (EU/AUS)