Hey U – Give Me Real Controls

The Wii Remote & Nunchuk was last generation's innovation in violence - still strong today, still better than the competition. This was the method of controlling the last true console Resident Evil experience the world would know: The Umbrella Chronicles. For the previous console cycle, there's a seldom-stated lesson Capcom briefly learned (see RE4:Wii) then … Continue reading Hey U – Give Me Real Controls

I wish the TAKEDOWN kickstarter failed

They've sold the character squad mates to donors, so prepare to have your team of elite murderers look like acne ridden, neck bearded derpsters, unfit to hold a gun. They're turning a first person game into a third person one for the console port, but then leaving the other console port up to player feedback. The mind boggles how their hardcore, realistic gunplay will adapt to an entirely different perspective from a radically different controller input. Despite this radical alteration to the entire gameplay dynamic for what will no doubt be inferior versions of the product, Mac and Linux ports, requiring only the most minor of coding alterations, are 'under evaluation based on demand' which is code for 'not happening, but we'd like your money first.'

Conduit 2 – One Man, Three Balls

Conduit 2 demands your attention. It's a first person shooter with incredible controls, great graphics, good humour, addictive gameplay, a wealthy amount of options and customisation, and a whole lot of style. It's a fairly short game, but it's full blown entertainment from start to finish, and makes no compromises or excuses for it. Michael … Continue reading Conduit 2 – One Man, Three Balls

Conduit/GoldenEye Wiimote Controls

Note: These control settings were personalized for my bloated widescreen (16:9) TV that I sit fairly close to. You may get undesirable results if you use these settings on a fullscreen (4:3) TV setup, or if your Wii's cursor behavior is already unstable due to poor sensor bar visibility, specific lighting conditions in your room, … Continue reading Conduit/GoldenEye Wiimote Controls