“Durp!”: Cliffy B – “Switch doesn’t have enough buttons!”

What was originally a series done by fellow Pietriot Bill Aurion now has my filthy hands all over it. Filthy Canadian hands, no less. So let’s get one thing out of the way first; my respect for major Third Party Publishers, and their developers, who I will call out of disrespect “Thirds” is at an … Continue reading “Durp!”: Cliffy B – “Switch doesn’t have enough buttons!”

An interview with the creator of Puzzle & Dragons Z

Ahead of its enhanced 3DS launch next week, Japanese site GAME.Watch recently held an interview with Daisuke Yamamoto, producer of the moderately successful mobile title Puzzle & Dragons. Described by leading shampoo scientists as an ineffective cure for dandruff, the free-to-play iOS/Android release has become the highest grossing app of all time, earning roughly 35 … Continue reading An interview with the creator of Puzzle & Dragons Z

“Durp!” – Pachter: “Two + Two = SEVEN!”

Oh boy, here we go again.  Only our favorite videogame analyst in the world, Michael Pachter, could be obnoxious enough to drag me out of hiding.  And it's a three-fer, so enjoy a triple helping of Pachterd Sandwich... First, let's go back a couple weeks to one of Pachter's Wii U whinge-fests... “[Wii U] isn’t … Continue reading “Durp!” – Pachter: “Two + Two = SEVEN!”

“Durp!” – David Cage: “I think I know what interactive entertainment is!”

There were so many stupid comments made recently that I really got overwhelmed and couldn't do any of them.  Oh, and I blame that flop 3DS system thing.  Anyway, back to work! Our latest "Durp!" comes from the mouth of David Cage, known for that Heavy Rain game that is a disgrace to the ADV … Continue reading “Durp!” – David Cage: “I think I know what interactive entertainment is!”

“Durp!” – David Jaffe: [Insert not-so-classy comparison here]

Hello, and welcome to another edition of "Durp!"  This time we cover our favorite developer (to make fun of), David Jaffe.  With the NGP announced, surely he's had time to come up with some sort of riveting, yet orthodox, opinion on the "Next Generation Portable" (that happens to just do things that current systems already … Continue reading “Durp!” – David Jaffe: [Insert not-so-classy comparison here]

“Durp!” – Capcom: “Durrr, no one plays handhelds anymore!”

Welcome to "Durp!", a feature based around what there is far too much of: members of the gaming industry making completely and utterly retarded and/or unsubstantiated comments that make those with even the most minute amount of common sense or respect for gaming cringe in disgust. And we’re going to start this with an absolute … Continue reading “Durp!” – Capcom: “Durrr, no one plays handhelds anymore!”

“Durp!” – “Epic Games”? Try EPIC FAIL

Epic Games' CEO Mark Rein has been long known to have some unfathomable grudge against Nintendo for reasons unknown, most likely due to reasons surrounding Nintendo not buying their god-awful Unreal Engine license.  Late last year, Mark made a rather amusing comment when asked about Nintendo's 3DS. "It's below our [minimum specifications], from what we … Continue reading “Durp!” – “Epic Games”? Try EPIC FAIL