All I ever hear these days is "casual this" "casual that" and they're always talking about the same thing; Nintendo. There is NO SUCH THING as casual and hardcore, there is no distinction, you guys should shut up because no one is listening to your nonsense. What like Mario Kart is casual now? Didn't anyone inform the … Continue reading I am SICK of this CASUAL BULLSHIT
Can you believe this game came out in 2003? I played it in January of 04, buying a US copy and Freeloader for GameCube; I was just that excited about it. I remember the announcement way back in 2002 and the details were basically: Jordan Mechner returns to video games, new Prince of Persia, Splinter … Continue reading Sands of Time is Still Arsekicking
A convoluted development and Reggie hating it was enough to turn most people away from Disaster: Day of Crisis. Hopefully in Valhalla, Moses will forgive these people and allow them the opportunity to enjoy this game in the afterlife. You play as some guy. I can't remember his name because he's your generic all-American hero. … Continue reading Disaster: Day of Crisis
The year there are no speakers blaring Nintendo remixes or pop music, the scene is marked only by it's deafening silence and the darkness is broken by only a solitary UV light, illuminating the journalist's nametags alonge with white shirts, shoelaces, bleached hair and the teeth of both attendees who bothered to brush. ... "ALLRIGHT LISTEN GEORGIE, I WANT YOU TO EXPLAIN TO ALL THE NAMELESS PEOPLE HERE WHY YOU'VE CHOSEN TO LEAVE NINTENDO" "Oh well see uh um that als-" He doesn't finish as Reggie has kicked his arse , sending him flying clear of the stage in into Miyamoto's moshpit of journalists.
As Wii tops sales charts worldwide, experts fear the current domination of Nintendo's Wii system is a major threat to the stability of the gaming industry. A new study proves that if Wii continues to dominate, people will spend less money on gaming, which could force an alarming percentage of gaming developers out of business. … Continue reading Wii Want Our Money Back
After suffering a steady decline over the last few years, sales of videogames are up over 55% over last year and there's one key factor: the introduction of Nintendo's new Wii system. Nearly six months after launch, keen consumers are still lining up for hours outside stores whenever a new shipment of Wii arrives. Such … Continue reading Wii Breathes Life Into Gaming Industry
What the fuck guys? I am sick and tired of going onto web forums and seeing Gran Turismo listed for PSP among their most anticipated games. I should probably stop trolling PSP forums if I want to avoid this but I'd rather just bitch about it on the net. The main reason I want people to shut … Continue reading Gran Turismo is a hoax
Oh man can you believe there are skeptics out there who doubt the revolutionary power of PS3's Cell™ chip to change the way we think about games? I mean no game is a better showcase for Sony systems than Gran fucking Turismo, right? They haven't even put gameplay into the previous four releases ensuring they … Continue reading OUTTA THE WAY DICKHEADS! Gran Turismo is here to save the next gen!
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There is nothing engaging abut the N-Gage. Seriously, fuck this sideways taco phone. $600 bucks? Are you fucking shitting me, Nokia? I'm hating their ads the most though. Lucky they're just way too easy to make fun of. One of the shittier websites I sometimes visit incorporated the N-Gage into their entire layout. And they've … Continue reading Fuck the Nokia N-Gage