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At the EB Expo this year I was lucky enough to drive a race of Mario Kart 8. By lucky, I mean I shot my arm up in the air at the speed of light and almost lost it in the rafters. The Nintendo area had a screen on stage for a number of different … Continue reading Mario Kart 8 – One Race (DETAILED IMPRESSIONS)
Gran Turismo 6 is out later this year, and it'll arrive a full 3 years after Gran Turismo 5. I am excited about playing the game with the new physics revamp, but can't help but feel flat about the lack of new tracks to drive on. Polyphony are making a big deal about having 5 … Continue reading Realism – How much is it worth?
While Americans have been updating their Wii U's and drawing dicks in Nintendo Land, I've been playing GrooveRider, the best slot car game ever made. Browsing the Playstation Store I noticed this PS2 classic for $8 with an average user review of 4.5 stars. Could a slot car game really be that good? Sure, why … Continue reading GrooveRider – Extreme Slot Car Racing
Which actually never happened… After New Super Mario Bros. 2, gaming journalists complained Nintendo was releasing too many Mario games (and then they beg for more 3D ones afterwards), and is now a yearly franchise with hardly any difference and therefore sucks. This thought process further solidifies the fact gaming journalists are retarded, but why … Continue reading One Hundred Mario Games In This Generation!
This final Expo writeup features all the games that weren't good enough for their own page. That's right, GET EXCITED! New Super Mario Bros U doesn't look as good as that picture. "Obviously dickhead, that's artwork". I don't have much to say about it, it's a fun game but it didn't get me excited. There … Continue reading EB Expo – The Back Page
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Formula 1 has arrived in full 3D glory on 3DS, and it's every bit as fast and impressive as I hoped! The physics are good, sense of speed fantastic, and the game is not plagued by bugs like the latest console versions. Unfortunately, there's some bigger fundamental problems that make it a hard game to … Continue reading F1 2011 (3DS) – Wildly Unplayable
A few years ago, Joy Ride Kinect was released as an example of how a racing game could benefit from Kinect controls. The game was a broken mess, to the point where you could win races without even moving. The developers have finally admitted this was a bad idea, and they've re-released the game with … Continue reading Joy Ride Turbo – Now With Buttons!
It's been far too long since the last "Durp!," hasn't it? Truth be told, I've been trying to ignore the stupid things developers have been saying just to save me the trouble of writing up about it. But as you can clearly see, this segment is back from the dead. As my luck would have … Continue reading “Durp!” – SCE 2-for-1 Special
The pride, the glory, the honor. Which games will take home the top awards, and which ones will end up on the floor with a sore butt? Is there a difference? BIGGEST SURPRISE Grubdog - For me, Xenoblade Chronicles. I expected a solid, lengthy RPG to pass the time - I got the best story … Continue reading Game of the Year Awards – 2011