What was originally a series done by fellow Pietriot Bill Aurion now has my filthy hands all over it. Filthy Canadian hands, no less. So let’s get one thing out of the way first; my respect for major Third Party Publishers, and their developers, who I will call out of disrespect “Thirds” is at an … Continue reading “Durp!”: Cliffy B – “Switch doesn’t have enough buttons!”
A fellow user by the name of Travis Touchdown on VG Facts recently brought to my attention and others this fan comic. Besides the not-so-obvious fact this is a Metroid comic strip, that is Samus with a punchline that makes absolutely no sense, but the comment she makes Samus say at the end is actually … Continue reading Short-Sighted Ignorance
While it has only been several days since Nintendo officially unveiled the NX as the Switch, and likewise revealed a list of development partners, as seen below… I am in the boat that has to make the obvious joke, as in which publisher/developer will drop the Switch in it’s first year of life? After all, … Continue reading My Actual Problem With Switch
Oh no. Obviously, Nintendo of America is being over-wrought by SJW leftist hippies as they love, love, and love the use of these obnoxious memes. Clearly the best people to side with in denouncing Nintendo of America’s over-use of memes is… the Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter feed! Which also uses cringe-worthy memes based around it’s … Continue reading It’s Bad when Nintendo of America uses memes.
Around late 2011, Pietriots member Deguello did a written piece on people wanting Nintendo to go third party and why such a thing would do more harm than good. Even today, it still speaks volumes because lately everyone is pinning Nintendo as doomed because the WiiU isn’t selling X amount of units. The same thing … Continue reading Depressing Realities Surrounding Developer Closures
Good lord, I’m having déjà vu yet again! Three months into the life of the WiiU, we’re already seeing the cycle repeat itself as it did with the 3DS; sales start to stall, and third parties are no where to be seen. According to the NDP, WiiU versions of games are selling worse then the … Continue reading WiiU is Failing, but it isn’t Nintendo’s fault
(Original Script by Matto. Image and Script Editing by Grubdog.)
In case you haven’t heard the news yet, all that free advertising Nintendo gave to Rayman Legends turned out to be absolutely worthless on Nintendo’s part: Rayman Legends is no longer a WiiU exclusive and it’s being put multiplatform, and as such it making gaming journalists, analysts and haters hard in the pants. The reasons … Continue reading In Today’s News, UbiSoft just screwed over Rayman Legends
Let's get straight into it, because every time I play online there's at least one dumbass who shouldn't have a karting license. Lightning - Do not mash the item button the second you get a lightning. Look at the damn map. If you get a lightning, chances are you're pretty far back so you need … Continue reading You’re Playing It Wrong – Mario Kart 7
... Using their old stuff. Also comes in white 3rd Parties bitched and demanded Nintendo provide traditional input crap so they can focus on difficult PS3 ports, and thus Nintendo delivered. Now's the time you're supposed to whine about Nintendo copying Nintendo, and how they're not trying anything new.
These disgusting, overgrown animal rapists only deserve our scorn, contempt and to be publicly shamed as what they are; a bunch of filthy, degenerate, socially inept beastillity practitioners. They are even worse than redditors.
Here's a video of an optional mini-game in 3D Dot Game Heroes; beating it under 60 seconds is required if you want to get the Platinum medal for the game. The video isn't important, but take a gander at the comments underneath it! Quite a lot of people are upset. "This is the kind of … Continue reading Achievements / Trophies are not harmless